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The Naughty & Nice List

Our Favorite Christmas Movies

(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)

Tier 1: That's What Christmas Is All About, Charlie Brown!

  • #1 - Elf (10.0)
  • #2 - Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas (9.7167)
  • #3 - Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey (9.6)
  • #4 - The Santa Clause (9.57)
  • #5 - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (9.42)
  • #6 - Dr. Seuss' The Grinch (2018) (9.413)
  • #7 - Miracle on 34th Street (1947) (9.35)
  • #8 - The Muppet Christmas Carol/Mrs. Santa Claus (9.33)
  • #9 - Miracle on 34th Street (1994) (9.0)
  • Tier 2: Seeing Isn't Believing, Believing Is Seeing

  • #10 - Scrooged (8.967)
  • #11 - Shazam! (8.64)
  • #12 - Home Alone (8.50)
  • #13 - Anna and the Apocalypse (8.4267)
  • #14 - The Secret Santa/Joyeux Noël (8.33)
  • #15 - Noelle (8.28)
  • #16 - Love Actually/Santa Claus: The Movie/Almost Christmas (8.25)
  • #17 - The Ref (8.2)
  • #18 - Nativity!/Happiest Season (8.083)
  • #19 - Crown for Christmas (8.03)
  • #20 - White Christmas/Die Hard 2 (7.83)
  • #21 - Krampus (7.73)
  • #22 - Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (7.71)
  • #23 - All I Want For Christmas (7.617)
  • #24 - A Christmas Carol: The Musical (2004) (7.55)
  • #25 - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (7.5)
  • #26 - Scrooge (7.467)
  • #27 - While You Were Sleeping (7.43)
  • #28 - A Flintstones Christmas Carol (7.383)
  • #29 - Die Hard/The Santa Clause 2: The Mrs. Clause (7.33)
  • #30 - The Man Who Invented Christmas (7.32)
  • #31 - The Christmas Chronicles (7.263)
  • #32 - It's a Wonderful Life (7.083)
  • Tier 3: Hallmark-ably Average

  • #33 - The Nativity Story (6.83)
  • #34 - Mixed Nuts (6.73)
  • #35 - Godmothered (6.583)
  • #36 - Rise of the Guardians (6.33)
  • #37 - Gremlins (6.27)
  • #38 - The Nightmare Before Christmas (6.25)
  • #39 - The Family Stone (6.067)
  • #40 - The Family Man (6.02)
  • #41 - Holidate (5.967)
  • #42 - BBC's/FX's A Christmas Carol (5.93)
  • #43 - Christmas with the Kranks (5.83)
  • #44 - Daddy's Home 2 (5.683)
  • #45 - Disney's A Christmas Carol/The Polar Express (5.617)
  • #46 - Dolly Parton's Christmas of Many Colors: Circle of Love (5.6)
  • #47 - Pete's Christmas (5.583)
  • #48 - Holiday Inn (5.05)
  • #49 - Love the Coopers/Jack Frost (1998) (5.0)
  • Tier 4: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out, Kid!

  • #50 - Christmas Every Day/Prancer (4.95)
  • #51 - A Christmas Movie Christmas (4.83)
  • #52 - Lethal Weapon/The Long Kiss Goodnight (4.767)
  • #53 - Office Christmas Party/A Christmas Story (4.75)
  • #54 - Batman Returns/Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang (4.67)
  • #55 - The Night Before (4.653)
  • #56 - Iron Man 3 (4.5467)
  • #57 - A Bad Moms Christmas (4.53)
  • #58 - A Very Brady Christmas (4.50)
  • #59 - The Holiday (4.483)
  • #60 - The Christmas Train (4.35)
  • #61 - Arthur Christmas/A Christmas Prince (4.33)
  • #62 - Klaus (4.3)
  • #63 - How the Grinch Stole Christmas (4.083)
  • #64 - A Christmas Prince 2: The Royal Wedding (4.05)
  • #65 - Let It Snow (4.00)
  • #66 - The Nutcracker and the Four Realms/Edward Scissorhands (3.967)
  • #67 - A Christmas Prince 3: The Royal Baby (3.9167)
  • #68 - The Christmas Chronicles 2 (3.867)
  • #69 - Four Christmases (3.833)
  • #70 - Northpole (3.8167)
  • #71 - Three Days (3.75)
  • #72 - Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas (3.67)
  • #73 - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause/The Christmas Candle (3.583)
  • #74- Last Christmas (3.55)
  • #75 - A Christmas Story Live! (3.500)
  • #76 - Good Luck Charlie: It's Christmas! (3.43)
  • #77 - It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (3.35)
  • #78 - Switched at Christmas/Serendipity (3.333)
  • #79 - Planes, Trains and Automobiles (3.283)
  • #80 - 12 Dates of Christmas (3.267)
  • #81 - The Nine Lives of Christmas (3.25)
  • #82 - The Conjuring 2: The Enfield Poltergeist (3.167)
  • #83 - Jingle All the Way (3)
  • Tier 5: Hallelujah! Holy Sh*t! Where's The Tylenol?

  • #84 - The Knight Before Christmas (2.967)
  • #85 - Better Watch Out/Dolly Parton's Christmas on the Square (2.83)
  • #86 - The Star/Ernest Saves Christmas (2.67)
  • #87 - The Spirit of Christmas (2.613)
  • #88 - Fred Claus (2.6)
  • #89 - Surviving Christmas (2.583)
  • #90 - Black Christmas (1974) (2.3)
  • #91 - One Magic Christmas (2.283)
  • #92 - Meet Me in St. Louis (2.1167)
  • #93 - The Munsters' Scary Little Christmas (1.93)
  • #94 - I'll Be Home For Christmas (1.83)
  • #95 - Northpole: Open For Christmas (1.55)
  • #96 - Deck the Halls (1.533)
  • #97 - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (1.183)
  • #98 - Trading Places (1.0)
  • Tier 6: Bah! Humbug!

  • #99 - The Christmas Project (0.983)
  • #100 - AlI I Want For Christmas Is You (0.9501)
  • #101 - Christmas at Graceland (0.9067)
  • #102 - Santa's Slay (0.83)
  • #103 - Christmas in Wonderland (0.75)
  • #104 - Eight Crazy Nights (0.48)
  • #105 - Santa and Pete (0.4167)
  • #106 - A Merry Friggin' Christmas (0.35)
  • #107 - Black Christmas (2019) (0.333)
  • #108 - Just Friends (0.327)
  • #109 - Jack Frost (1997) (0.253)
  • #110 - All American Christmas Carol (0.037)
  • #111 - Star Wars Holiday Special (0.0337)
  • #112 - Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas/A Christmas Tale (0.0)
  • Our Favorite Christmas Television Specials

    (Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
  • #1 - A Garfield Christmas (10.0)
  • #2 - Mickey's Christmas Carol (9.98)
  • #3 - How The Grinch Stole Christmas! (9.82)
  • #4 - A Charlie Brown Christmas(9.67)
  • #5 - Frosty the Snowman (9.167)
  • #6 - The LEGO Star Wars Holiday Special (8.8167)
  • #7 - Shrek the Halls (8.73)
  • #8 - A Muppet Family Christmas (8.703)
  • #9 - Santa Claus is Comin' to Town (8.02)
  • #10 - Christmas Eve on Sesame Street (7.67)
  • #11 - The Year Without a Santa Claus (7.65)
  • #12 - Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (7.5)
  • #13 - The First Christmas: The Story of the First Christmas Snow (7.43)
  • #14 - A Flintstone Christmas (7.4167)
  • #15 - A Claymation Christmas Celebration (7.267)
  • #16 - Toy Story That Time Forgot (7.167)
  • #17 - Alien Xmas (7.05)
  • #18 - Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year (6.833)
  • #19 - Olive the Other Reindeer (6.65)
  • #20 - Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas (6.183)
  • #21 - Prep and Landing (5.683)
  • #22 - Prep and Landing: Naughty vs. Nice (5.267)
  • #23 - Nestor, The Long-Eared Christmas Donkey (4.75)
  • #24 - Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July (4.733)
  • #25 - A Very Murray Christmas (4.583)
  • #26 - Minions Holiday Special (4.5)
  • #27 - Robbie the Reindeer: Hooves of Fire (4.2)
  • #28 - The Little Drummer Boy (3.8)
  • #29 - The Snowman/Elf: Buddy's Musical Christmas (3.67)
  • #30 - A Legendary Christmas with John and Chrissy (3.583)
  • #31 - Frosty's Winter Wonderland/Robbie the Reindeer: The Lost Tribe (2.917)
  • #32 - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (1.0)
  • #33 - Rudolph's Shiny New Year (0.517)
  • #34 - The Leprechaun's Christmas Gold (0.217)
  • #35 - Robbie the Reindeer: Close Encounters of the Herd Kind (0.2)
  • The Simpsons Christmas Episodes

    (Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
  • #1 - Season 7 - Marge Be Not Proud (7.55)
  • #2 - Season 1 - Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire (7.43)
  • #3 - Season 9 - Miracle on Evergreen Terrace (7.23)
  • #4 - Season 12 - Skinner's Sense of Snow (4.2)
  • #5 - Season 11 - Grift of the Magi (3.33)
  • The Office (U.S. and U.K.) Christmas Episodes

    (Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
  • #1 - Season 6 - Secret Santa (9.4)
  • #2 - Season 7 - Classy Christmas (9.2)
  • #3 - Season 3 - A Benihana Christmas (9.083)
  • #4 - Season 2 - Christmas Party (8.0)
  • #5 - Season 9 - Dwight's Christmas (7.5)
  • #6 - The Office Christmas Specials (3.83)
  • #7 - Season 5 - Moroccan Christmas (3.33)
  • #8 - Season 8 - Christmas Wishes (3.167)
  • Glee Christmas Episodes

    (Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
  • #1 - Season 2 - A Very Glee Christmas (8.9)
  • #2 - Season 3 - Extraordinary Merry Christmas/Season 4 - Glee Actually (3.67)
  • #3 - Season 5 - Previously Unaired Christmas (1.467)
  • Friends Christmas Episodes

    (Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
  • #1 - Season 7 - The One With the Holiday Armadillo (10.0)
  • #2 - Season 6 - The One With the Routine (4.33)
  • #3 - Season 3 - The One Where Rachel Quits (3.33)
  • #4 - Season 9 - The One With Christmas in Tulsa (1.5)
  • Parks and Recreation Christmas Episodes

    (Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
  • #1 - Season 5 - Ron and Diane (8.83)
  • #2 - Season 2 - Christmas Scandal (8.383)
  • #3 - Season 4 - Citizen Knope (3.33)
  • Modern Family Christmas Episodes

    (Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
  • #1 - Season 3 - Express Christmas (8.867)
  • #2 - Season 1 - Undeck the Halls (7.583)
  • #3 - Season 7 - White Christmas (7.1)
  • #4 - Season 5 - The Old Man and the Tree (5.5)
  • #5 - Season 10 - Stuck in the Moment (3.83)
  • Frasier Christmas Episodes

    (Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
  • #1 - Season 11 - High Holidays (9.483)
  • #2 - Season 6 - Merry Christmas, Mrs. Moskowitz (8.9167)
  • #3 - Season 5 - Perspectives on Christmas (8.167)
  • #4 - Season 10 - We Two Kings (7.85)
  • #5 - Season 3 - Frasier Grinch (7.73)
  • #6 - Season 7 - The Fight Before Christmas (7.67)
  • #7 - Season 1 - Miracle on 3rd or 4th Street (6.5)
  • #8 - Season 8 - Mary Christmas (3.33)
  • Brooklyn Nine-Nine Christmas Episodes

    (Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
  • #1 - Season 3 - Yippie Kayak (10.0)
  • #2 - Season 4 - Captain Latvia (9.183)
  • #3 - Season 1 - Christmas (7.167)
  • #4 - Season 2 - The Pontiac Bandit Returns (6.667)
  • Veep Christmas Episodes

    (Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
  • #1 - Season 5 - Camp David (4.34)
  • #2 - Season 5 - Congressional Ball (3.4167)
  • Phineas and Ferb Christmas Episodes

    (Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
  • #1 - Season 2 - Christmas Vacation! (9.73)
  • #2 - Season 3 - A Phineas and Ferb Family Christmas (8.0)
  • Gavin & Stacey Christmas Episodes

    (Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
  • #1 - Christmas Special (2008) (9.23)
  • #2 - Christmas Special (2019) (9.083)
  • House M.D. Christmas Episodes

    (Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
  • #1 - Season 5 - Joy to the World (9.0)
  • #2 - Season 4 - It's a Wonderful Lie (8.0)
  • #3 - Season 3 - Merry Little Christmas (6.25)
  • Everybody Loves Raymond Christmas Episodes

    (Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
  • #1 - Season 6 - Seasons' Greetings (7.67)
  • #2 - Season 3 - The Toaster (7.33)
  • #3 - Season 1 - The Ball (5.0)
  • #4 - Season 4 - The Christmas Picture (3.67)
  • #5 - Season 7 - The Thought That Counts (3.5)
  • #6 - Season 2 - All I Want For Christmas/Season 5 - Christmas Present (2.0)
  • #7 - Season 8 - Jazz Records (1.983)
  • Seinfeld Christmas Episodes

    (Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
  • #1 - Season 9 - The Strike (9.5)
  • #2 - Season 6 - The Race (8)
  • #3 - Season 4 - The Pick (4.33)
  • #4 - Season 3 - The Red Dot (2.83)
  • Arrested Development Christmas Episodes

    (Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
  • #1 - Season 2 - Afternoon Delight (5.33)
  • #2 - Season 1 - In God We Trust (3.67)
  • Community Christmas Episodes

    (Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
  • #1 - Season 2 - Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas (10.0)
  • #2 - Season 1 - Comparative Religion (8.83)
  • #3 - Season 3 - Regional Holiday Music (6.75)
  • #4 - Season 4 - Intro to Knots (4.167)
  • Home Improvement Christmas Episodes

    (Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
  • #1- Season 3 - 'Twas the Blight Before Christmas/Season 8 - Home for the Holidays (10.00)
  • #2- Season 5 - 'Twas the Flight Before Christmas (9.0)
  • #3- Season 1 - Yule Better Watch Out (8.83)
  • #4- Season 7 - Bright Christmas (7.8)
  • #5 - Season 2 - I'm Scheming of a White Christmas (4.0)
  • #6 - Season 4 - 'Twas the Night Before Chaos (3.067)
  • #7 - Season 3 - A Frozen Moment (2.5)
  • #8 - Season 4 - Some Like it Hot Rod (1.67)
  • Boy Meets World Christmas Episodes

    (Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
  • #1 - Season 5 - A Very Topanga Christmas (9.33)
  • #2 - Season 1 - Santa's Little Helper (8.4)
  • #3 - Season 6 - Santa's Little Helpers (8.33)
  • #4 - Season 4 - Easy Street (3.67)
  • ALF Christmas Episodes

    (Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
  • #1 - Season 1 - O, Tannerbaum (8.0)
  • #2 - Season 2 - ALF's Special Christmas (2.83)
  • The Vicar of Dibley Christmas Episodes

    (Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
  • #1 - Merry Christmas (8.75)
  • #2 - Winter (8.7167)
  • #3 -The Christmas Lunch Incident (8.67)
  • Miscellaneous Christmas Episodes

    (Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
  • #1 - The Muppets - Single All the Way/Christmas with the Addams Family (10.0)
  • #2 - Schitt's Creek - Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose (9.33)
  • #3 - Supernatural - A Very Supernatural Christmas (7.33)
  • #4 - The "I Love Lucy" Christmas Show (7.0)
  • #5 - The Brady Bunch - The Voice of Christmas (6.5)
  • #6 - The X-Files - The Ghosts that Stole Christmas (5.083)
  • #7 - Chilling Adventures of Sabrina - A Midwinter's Tale (2.67)