The Naughty & Nice List
Our Favorite Christmas Movies
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)Tier 1: That's What Christmas Is All About, Charlie Brown!
Tier 2: Seeing Isn't Believing, Believing Is Seeing
Tier 3: Hallmark-ably Average
Tier 4: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out, Kid!
Tier 5: Hallelujah! Holy Sh*t! Where's The Tylenol?
Tier 6: Bah! Humbug!
Our Favorite Christmas Television Specials
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
The Simpsons Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
The Office (U.S. and U.K.) Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
Glee Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
Friends Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
Parks and Recreation Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
Modern Family Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
Frasier Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
Brooklyn Nine-Nine Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
Veep Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
Phineas and Ferb Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
Gavin & Stacey Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
House M.D. Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
Everybody Loves Raymond Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
Seinfeld Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
Arrested Development Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
Community Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
Home Improvement Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
Boy Meets World Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
ALF Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
The Vicar of Dibley Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
DC Animated Universe Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
Bewitched Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
The Golden Girls Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
Sabrina the Teenage Witch Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
Miscellaneous Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
Our Favorite Halloween Movies
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
The Office (U.S.) Halloween Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
Our Favorite Thanksgiving Movies
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
Friends Thanksgiving Episodes
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Our Favorite Easter Movies
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Our Favorite Christmas Movies
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
Tier 1: That’s What Christmas Is All About, Charlie Brown!
- #1 – Elf (10.0)
- #2 – Mickey’s Once Upon a Christmas (9.7167)
- #3 – Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey (9.6)
- #4 – The Santa Clause (9.57)
- #5 – National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (9.42)
- #6 – Dr. Seuss’ The Grinch (2018) (9.413)
- #7 – Miracle on 34th Street (1947) (9.35)
- #8 – The Muppet Christmas Carol/Mrs. Santa Claus (9.33)
- #9 – Miracle on 34th Street (1994) (9.0)
Tier 2: Seeing Isn’t Believing, Believing Is Seeing
- #10 – Scrooged (8.967)
- #11 – Shazam! (8.64)
- #12 – Home Alone (8.50)
- #13 – Anna and the Apocalypse (8.4267)
- #14 – The Secret Santa/Joyeux Noël (8.33)
- #15 – Noelle (8.28)
- #16 – Love Actually/Santa Claus: The Movie/Almost Christmas (8.25)
- #17 – The Ref (8.2)
- #18 – Nativity!/Happiest Season (8.083)
- #19 – Crown for Christmas (8.03)
- #20 – White Christmas/Die Hard 2 (7.83)
- #21 – Krampus (7.73)
- #22 – Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (7.71)
- #23 – All I Want For Christmas (7.617)
- #24 – A Christmas Carol: The Musical (2004) (7.55)
- #25 – Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (7.5)
- #26 – Scrooge (7.467)
- #27 – While You Were Sleeping (7.43)
- #28 – A Flintstones Christmas Carol (7.383)
- #29 – Die Hard/The Santa Clause 2: The Mrs. Clause/The Best Man Holiday/Love Hard (7.33)
- #30 – The Man Who Invented Christmas (7.32)
- #31 – The Christmas Chronicles (7.263)
- #32 – It’s a Wonderful Life (7.083)
- #33 – Eloise at Christmastime (7.0)
Tier 3: Hallmark-ably Average
- #34 – The Nativity Story (6.83)
- #35 – Mixed Nuts (6.73)
- #36 – Godmothered (6.583)
- #37 – Rise of the Guardians (6.33)
- #38 – Gremlins (6.27)
- #39 – The Nightmare Before Christmas (6.25)
- #40 – 8-Bit Christmas (6.083)
- #41 – The Family Stone (6.067)
- #42 – The Family Man (6.02)
- #43 – Holidate (5.967)
- #44 – BBC’s/FX’s A Christmas Carol (5.93)
- #45 – The Nine Kittens of Christmas (5.85)
- #46 – Christmas with the Kranks/Last Holiday (5.83)
- #47 – Next Stop, Christmas (5.767)
- #48 – Daddy’s Home 2 (5.683)
- #49 – Disney’s A Christmas Carol/The Polar Express (5.617)
- #50 – Dolly Parton’s Christmas of Many Colors: Circle of Love (5.6)
- #51 – Pete’s Christmas (5.583)
- #52 – Holiday Inn (5.05)
- #53 – Love the Coopers/Jack Frost (1998) (5.0)
Tier 4: You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out, Kid!
- #54 – Christmas Every Day/Prancer (4.95)
- #55 – A Christmas Movie Christmas (4.83)
- #56 – Lethal Weapon/The Long Kiss Goodnight (4.767)
- #57 – Office Christmas Party/A Christmas Story (4.75)
- #58 – Batman Returns/Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang (4.67)
- #59 – The Night Before (4.653)
- #60 – Iron Man 3 (4.5467)
- #61 – A Bad Moms Christmas (4.53)
- #62 – A Very Brady Christmas (4.50)
- #63 – The Holiday (4.483)
- #64 – Snow (4.383)
- #65 – The Christmas Train (4.35)
- #66 – Arthur Christmas/A Christmas Prince (4.33)
- #67 – Klaus (4.3)
- #68 – How the Grinch Stole Christmas (4.083)
- #69 – A Christmas Prince 2: The Royal Wedding (4.05)
- #70 – Let It Snow (4.00)
- #71 – The Nutcracker and the Four Realms/Edward Scissorhands (3.967)
- #72 – A Christmas Prince 3: The Royal Baby (3.9167)
- #73 – The Christmas Chronicles 2 (3.867)
- #74 – Four Christmases (3.833)
- #75 – Northpole (3.8167)
- #76 – Three Days (3.75)
- #77 – Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas (3.67)
- #78 – The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause/The Christmas Candle (3.583)
- #79- Last Christmas (3.55)
- #80 – A Christmas Story Live! (3.500)
- #81 – Good Luck Charlie: It’s Christmas! (3.43)
- #82 – It’s a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (3.35)
- #83 – Switched at Christmas/Serendipity (3.333)
- #84 – Planes, Trains and Automobiles (3.283)
- #85 – 12 Dates of Christmas (3.267)
- #86 – The Nine Lives of Christmas (3.25)
- #87 – The Conjuring 2: The Enfield Poltergeist (3.167)
- #88 – Jingle All the Way (3)
Tier 5: Hallelujah! Holy Sh*t! Where’s The Tylenol?
- #89 – The Knight Before Christmas (2.967)
- #90 – Better Watch Out/Dolly Parton’s Christmas on the Square (2.83)
- #91 – The Star/Ernest Saves Christmas (2.67)
- #92 – The Spirit of Christmas (2.613)
- #93 – Fred Claus (2.6)
- #94 – Surviving Christmas (2.583)
- #95 – Black Christmas (1974) (2.3)
- #96 – One Magic Christmas (2.283)
- #97 – Meet Me in St. Louis (2.1167)
- #98 – The Munsters’ Scary Little Christmas (1.93)
- #99 – I’ll Be Home For Christmas/Home Sweet Home Alone (1.83)
- #100 – Northpole: Open For Christmas (1.55)
- #101 – Deck the Halls (1.533)
- #102 – I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (1.183)
- #103 – Trading Places (1.0)
Tier 6: Bah! Humbug!
- #104 – The Christmas Project (0.983)
- #105 – AlI I Want For Christmas Is You (0.9501)
- #106 – Christmas at Graceland (0.9067)
- #107 – Santa’s Slay (0.83)
- #108 – Christmas in Wonderland (0.75)
- #109 – Eight Crazy Nights (0.48)
- #110 – Santa and Pete (0.4167)
- #111 – A Merry Friggin’ Christmas (0.35)
- #112 – Black Christmas (2019) (0.333)
- #113 – Just Friends (0.327)
- #114 – Jack Frost (1997) (0.253)
- #115 – Santa Claus Conquers the Martian (0.25)
- #116 – All American Christmas Carol (0.037)
- #117 – Star Wars Holiday Special (0.0337)
- #118 – Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas/A Christmas Tale (0.0)
Our Favorite Christmas Television Specials
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
- #1 – A Garfield Christmas (10.0)
- #2 – Mickey’s Christmas Carol (9.98)
- #3 – How The Grinch Stole Christmas! (9.82)
- #4 – A Charlie Brown Christmas(9.67)
- #5 – Frosty the Snowman (9.167)
- #6 – The LEGO Star Wars Holiday Special (8.8167)
- #7 – Shrek the Halls (8.73)
- #8 – A Muppet Family Christmas (8.703)
- #9 – Once Upon a Sesame Street Christmas (8.5)
- #10 – Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town (8.02)
- #11 – Christmas Eve on Sesame Street (7.67)
- #12 – The Year Without a Santa Claus (7.65)
- #13 – Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (7.5)
- #14 – The First Christmas: The Story of the First Christmas Snow (7.43)
- #15 – A Flintstone Christmas (7.4167)
- #16 – A Claymation Christmas Celebration (7.267)
- #17 – Toy Story That Time Forgot (7.167)
- #18 – Alien Xmas (7.05)
- #19 – Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year (6.833)
- #20 – Olive the Other Reindeer (6.65)
- #21 – Father Christmas (6.5)
- #22 – Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas (6.183)
- #23 – Prep and Landing (5.683)
- #24 – ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas (5.67)
- #25 – Prep and Landing: Naughty vs. Nice (5.267)
- #26 – Nestor, The Long-Eared Christmas Donkey (4.75)
- #27 – Rudolph and Frosty’s Christmas in July (4.733)
- #28 – A Very Murray Christmas (4.583)
- #29 – Minions Holiday Special (4.5)
- #30 – Robbie the Reindeer: Hooves of Fire (4.2)
- #31 – The Little Drummer Boy (3.8)
- #32 – The Snowman/Elf: Buddy’s Musical Christmas (3.67)
- #33 – A Legendary Christmas with John and Chrissy (3.583)
- #34 – Frosty’s Winter Wonderland/Robbie the Reindeer: The Lost Tribe (2.917)
- #35 – Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (1.0)
- #36 – Rudolph’s Shiny New Year (0.517)
- #37 – The Leprechaun’s Christmas Gold (0.217)
- #38 – Robbie the Reindeer: Close Encounters of the Herd Kind (0.2)
The Simpsons Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
- #1 – Season 7 – Marge Be Not Proud (7.55)
- #2 – Season 1 – Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire (7.43)
- #3 – Season 9 – Miracle on Evergreen Terrace (7.23)
- #4 – Season 12 – Skinner’s Sense of Snow (4.2)
- #5 – Season 11 – Grift of the Magi (3.33)
The Office (U.S. and U.K.) Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
- #1 – Season 6 – Secret Santa (9.4)
- #2 – Season 7 – Classy Christmas (9.2)
- #3 – Season 3 – A Benihana Christmas (9.083)
- #4 – Season 2 – Christmas Party (8.0)
- #5 – Season 9 – Dwight’s Christmas (7.5)
- #6 – The Office Christmas Specials (3.83)
- #7 – Season 5 – Moroccan Christmas (3.33)
- #8 – Season 8 – Christmas Wishes (3.167)
Glee Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
- #1 – Season 2 – A Very Glee Christmas (8.9)
- #2 – Season 3 – Extraordinary Merry Christmas/Season 4 – Glee Actually (3.67)
- #3 – Season 5 – Previously Unaired Christmas (1.467)
Friends Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
- #1 – Season 7 – The One With the Holiday Armadillo (10.0)
- #2 – Season 6 – The One With the Routine (4.33)
- #3 – Season 3 – The One Where Rachel Quits (3.33)
- #4 – Season 9 – The One With Christmas in Tulsa (1.5)
Parks and Recreation Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
- #1 – Season 5 – Ron and Diane (8.83)
- #2 – Season 2 – Christmas Scandal (8.383)
- #3 – Season 4 – Citizen Knope (3.33)
Modern Family Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
- #1 – Season 3 – Express Christmas (8.867)
- #2 – Season 1 – Undeck the Halls (7.583)
- #3 – Season 7 – White Christmas (7.1)
- #4 – Season 5 – The Old Man and the Tree (5.5)
- #5 – Season 10 – Stuck in the Moment (3.83)
Frasier Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
- #1 – Season 11 – High Holidays (9.483)
- #2 – Season 6 – Merry Christmas, Mrs. Moskowitz (8.9167)
- #3 – Season 5 – Perspectives on Christmas (8.167)
- #4 – Season 10 – We Two Kings (7.85)
- #5 – Season 3 – Frasier Grinch (7.73)
- #6 – Season 7 – The Fight Before Christmas (7.67)
- #7 – Season 1 – Miracle on 3rd or 4th Street (6.5)
- #8 – Season 8 – Mary Christmas (3.33)
Brooklyn Nine-Nine Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
- #1 – Season 3 – Yippie Kayak (10.0)
- #2 – Season 4 – Captain Latvia (9.183)
- #3 – Season 1 – Christmas (7.167)
- #4 – Season 2 – The Pontiac Bandit Returns (6.667)
Veep Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
- #1 – Season 5 – Camp David (4.34)
- #2 – Season 5 – Congressional Ball (3.4167)
Phineas and Ferb Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
- #1 – Season 2 – Christmas Vacation! (9.73)
- #2 – Season 3 – A Phineas and Ferb Family Christmas (8.0)
Gavin & Stacey Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
- #1 – Christmas Special (2008) (9.23)
- #2 – Christmas Special (2019) (9.083)
House M.D. Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
- #1 – Season 5 – Joy to the World (9.0)
- #2 – Season 4 – It’s a Wonderful Lie (8.0)
- #3 – Season 3 – Merry Little Christmas (6.25)
Everybody Loves Raymond Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
- #1 – Season 6 – Seasons’ Greetings (7.67)
- #2 – Season 3 – The Toaster (7.33)
- #3 – Season 1 – The Ball (5.0)
- #4 – Season 4 – The Christmas Picture (3.67)
- #5 – Season 7 – The Thought That Counts (3.5)
- #6 – Season 2 – All I Want For Christmas/Season 5 – Christmas Present (2.0)
- #7 – Season 8 – Jazz Records (1.983)
Seinfeld Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
- #1 – Season 9 – The Strike (9.5)
- #2 – Season 6 – The Race (8)
- #3 – Season 4 – The Pick (4.33)
- #4 – Season 3 – The Red Dot (2.83)
Arrested Development Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
- #1 – Season 2 – Afternoon Delight (5.33)
- #2 – Season 1 – In God We Trust (3.67)
Community Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
- #1 – Season 2 – Abed’s Uncontrollable Christmas (10.0)
- #2 – Season 1 – Comparative Religion (8.83)
- #3 – Season 3 – Regional Holiday Music (6.75)
- #4 – Season 4 – Intro to Knots (4.167)
Home Improvement Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
- #1- Season 3 – ‘Twas the Blight Before Christmas/Season 8 – Home for the Holidays (10.00)
- #2- Season 5 – ‘Twas the Flight Before Christmas (9.0)
- #3- Season 1 – Yule Better Watch Out (8.83)
- #4- Season 7 – Bright Christmas (7.8)
- #5 – Season 2 – I’m Scheming of a White Christmas (4.0)
- #6 – Season 4 – ‘Twas the Night Before Chaos (3.067)
- #7 – Season 3 – A Frozen Moment (2.5)
- #8 – Season 4 – Some Like it Hot Rod (1.67)
Boy Meets World Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
- #1 – Season 5 – A Very Topanga Christmas (9.33)
- #2 – Season 1 – Santa’s Little Helper (8.4)
- #3 – Season 6 – Santa’s Little Helpers (8.33)
- #4 – Season 4 – Easy Street (3.67)
ALF Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
- #1 – Season 1 – O, Tannerbaum (8.0)
- #2 – Season 2 – ALF’s Special Christmas (2.83)
The Vicar of Dibley Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
- #1 – Merry Christmas (8.75)
- #2 – Winter (8.7167)
- #3 -The Christmas Lunch Incident (8.67)
DC Animated Universe Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
- #1 – Justice League – Comfort and Joy (9.67)
- #2 -Batman: The Animated Series – Christmas with the Joker (8.33)
- #3 -The New Batman Adventures – Holiday Knights (8.0)
- #4 -The Adventures of Batman & Robin – A Bullet for Bullock (2.67)
Miscellaneous Christmas Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
- #1 – The Muppets – Single All the Way/Christmas with the Addams Family/Ted Lasso – Carol of the Bells (10.0)
- #2 – Schitt’s Creek – Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose (9.33)
- #3 – Supernatural – A Very Supernatural Christmas/ Crazy Ex-Girlfriend – My Mom, Greg’s Mom and Josh’s Sweet Dance Moves! (7.33)
- #4 – The “I Love Lucy” Christmas Show (7.0)
- #5 – The Brady Bunch – The Voice of Christmas (6.5)
- #6 – I’m Sorry – Couple’s Massage (5.33)
- #7 – The X-Files – The Ghosts that Stole Christmas (5.33)
- #8 – Curb Your Enthusiasm – Mary, Joseph & Larry (3.0)
- #9 – Chilling Adventures of Sabrina – A Midwinter’s Tale (2.67)
Our Favorite Halloween Movies
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
- #1 – Hocus Pocus (10.0)
- #2 – It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (8.33)
- #3 – Halloween (1978) (7.83)
- #4 – Halloweentown (7.67)
- #5 – Scream (7.25)
- #6 – Garfield’s Halloween Adventure (5.67)
- #7 – Beetlejuice (3.667)
The Office (U.S.) Halloween Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
- #1 – Season 7 – Costume Contest (9.083)
- #2 – Season 2 – Halloween (9.0)
- #3 – Season 9 – Here Comes Treble (5.5)
- #4 – Season 8 – Spooked (5.33)
- #5 – Season 5 – Employee Transfer (7.5)
Our Favorite Thanksgiving Movies
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
- #1 – A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (7.93)
- #2 – Turkey Drop (4.33)
Friends Thanksgiving Episodes
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
- #1 – Season 8 – The One With the Rumor (9.583)
- #2 – Season 5 – The One With All the Thanksgivings (9.25)
- #3 – Season 6 – The One Where Ross Got High (8.83)
- #4 – Season 4 – The One With Chandler in a Box (8.0167)
- #5 – Season 3 – The One With the Football (6.75)
- #6 – Season 1 – The One Where Underdog Gets Away (6.067)
- #7 – Season 9 – The One With Rachel’s Other Sister (6.0)
- #8 – Season 7 – The One Where Chandler Doesn’t Like Dogs (4.67)
- #9 – Season 10 – The One With the Late Thanksgiving (4.33)
Our Favorite Easter Movies
(Number in parenthesis is the elfometer rating)
- #1 – It’s the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown! (5.0)
- #2 – The First Easter Rabbit (2.0)
- #3 – The Easter Bunny is Comin’ to Town (0.367)
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